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Senior Citizens Are The Nation's Leading Carrier Of Aids

Hearing Aids
Hand Aids
Walking Aids
Medical Aids
Government Aids
And Especially Monetary Aids
(To their families)

The Golden Years Have Come At Last

I Cannot See
I Cannot Pee
I Cannot Chew
I Cannot Screw
My Memory Shrinks
My Hearing Stinks
No Sense Of Smell
I Look Like Hell
My Body Is Drooping
Got Trouble Pooping
The Golden Years Have Come At Last
The Golden Years Can Kiss My Arse